Tuesday, June 17, 2008

"He who angers you conquers you."

What is up with angry old men drivers? People joke about women drivers being bad, but really it's those angry old men that are dangerous....I watched this guy come to a screeching halt in the right lane of traffic because he wanted to be over in the left hand turning lane....the person in front of me was nice enough to hang back and let him in. After the turn, she pulls off and I'm behind him, he starts driving like 30 miles an hour and is honking at me that I'm too close! And I swear, I SWEAR I was not, I have been making an HONEST effort to not be an impatient driver for the past few months. So then getting onto Route 202, he slows almost to a halt, and meanwhile traffic is backed up behind us, and we can barely get on the main road because they are going too fast for us to merge.

Then when I get in the fast lane to finally go around him, he's honking and gesturing at me like I was the bad guy! If only I had been in a video game, I would have slammed my car over into his and driven him off into the bushes. How you like me NOW!?!?!?!?

I think that cops should stop with the speeders and start focusing on these people who drive FAR under the speed limit and should put them in jail for the rest of their lives. Okay, not jail, that's harsh and costs taxpayers too much money. Take away their licenses for the rest of my life. How's that?

1 comment:

  1. Leah, posts like this are why I love you!!!

    My momma is about as bad as any old man drivers, though--I seriously HATE to have to be in a car that she's driving at any time, EVER, because she goes about 6 mph regardless of what road we're on...

    I'm pretty sure that one day we'll be in her car, tooting along snail-speed down the road, when suddenly some road rager with a gun is going to end up blasting ME in the head with a bullet to teach my momma a lesson!!