Friday, August 14, 2009

Faithful Office Chair, RIP (1997-2009)

Today, this tragedy occurred:

Some of you may recall, I've mentioned in the recent past that bolts have been falling out of the bottom of the chair, and the armrest has been spinning around on one bolt. My sister once witnessed it actually come apart while I was sitting in it. Of course, we jammed some bolts and stuff back in to where seemed appropriate and it was 'fine' after that. I guess it has finally come to an end!

I tried balancing the armrest back on the two metal bolts, but it's no use, this chair is no more! It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. It should be pushing up the daisies. Its metabolic processes are now history. It has kicked the bucket, shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!!

This EX-Chair.

Time to shop.

It's not like it matches anything, or has for the past 6 or so years. In the meantime I hope I don't accidentally lean on the metal bolts. Or trip on the rug and puncture my lung or something. I do tend to do klutzy things at home. Maybe I should get the duct tape out...or I guess I could actually purchase a new chair. But then I'd have to decide what type of chair to get. Maybe I could tape a small pillow...

Poor chair! :-D You held me up for years! Thanks!!!

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  1. So sorry about the chair. You should see the pitiful thing I use, lol. Happy Weekend !